:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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