he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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