So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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