I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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