last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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