fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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