That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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