Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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