dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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