Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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