So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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