Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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