I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We're like a lot better than the average bears
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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