can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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