i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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