How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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