fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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