matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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