? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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