I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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