So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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