it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
porn star boner night. come get it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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