He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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