i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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