when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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