apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
