We won't sleep together?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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