My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Enjoy the penises
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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