sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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