I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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