I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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