I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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