Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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