i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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