Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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