It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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