its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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