Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
