Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
And then he peed in my hair
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