You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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