Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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