just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
