Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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