lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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