Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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