I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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