so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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