You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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