that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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