Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I would ride that face into the sunset
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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