Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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