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Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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