Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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