He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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