Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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